like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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you never un-have a 4some
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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