My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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