Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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