if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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