Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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