Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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