Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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