Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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