You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Holy sore nipples Batman
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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