what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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