I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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