went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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