I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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