Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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