Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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