try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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i came on her dog
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize