Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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