Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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