I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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