hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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