Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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