dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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