Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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