Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize