Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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