you guys were way drunker than both of me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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