Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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