i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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