I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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