Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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