I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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