guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
barbara walters just said penis...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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