i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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