bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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