No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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