11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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