Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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