Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Floor bacon is actually really good
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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