I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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