Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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