i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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