i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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