i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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