Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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