I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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