well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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