Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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