I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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