She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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