Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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